The Creation of the Firefighter
"Author Unknown"
When the Lord was
creating Firefighters, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel
appeared and said, "You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this
one."
And the Lord said,
"Have you read the specification on this person? Firefighters have to be
able to go for hours fighting fires or tending to a person that the usual every
day person would never touch, while putting in the back of their mind the
circumstances. They have to be able to move at a second's notice and not think
twice of what they are about to do, no matter what danger. They have to be in
top physical condition at all times, running on half-eaten meals, and they must
have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her
head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way."
"It's not the
hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's the three
pairs of eyes a Firefighter has to have."
“That's on the standard
model?" Asked the angel.
The Lord nodded. "
One pair that sees through the fire and where they and their fellow
Firefighters should fight the fire next. Another pair here in the side of the
head to see their fellow Firefighters and keep them safe. And another pair of
eyes in the front so that they can look for the victims caught in the fire that
need their help."
"Lord" said
the angel, touching his sleeve," Rest and work on this tomorrow."
"I can't, said the
Lord, "I already have a model that can carry a 250 pound man down a flight
of stairs and to safety from a burning building, and can feed a family of five
on a civil service paycheck."
The angel circled the
model of the Firefighter very slowly, "Can it think?"
"You bet,"
said the Lord. It can tell you the elements of a hundred fires; and can recite
procedures in their sleep that are needed to care for a person until they reach
the hospital. And all the while they have to keep their wits about themselves.
This Firefighter also has phenomenal personal control. They can deal with a scene
full of pain and hurt, coaxing a child's mother into letting go of the child so
that they can care for the child in need. And still they rarely get the
recognition for a job well done from anybody, other than from fellow
Firefighters."
Finally, the angel bent
over and ran her finger across the cheek of the Firefighter. "There's a
leak", she pronounced. "Lord, it's a tear." "What's the
tear for?" asked the angel.
"It's a tear from
bottled-up emotions for fallen comrades.
A tear for commitment
to that funny piece of cloth called the American Flag.
It's a tear for all the
pain and suffering they have encountered.
And it's a tear for
their commitment to caring for and saving lives of their fellow man!"
"What a wonderful
feature Lord, you're a genius" said the angel.
The Lord looked somber
and said "I didn't put it there."